- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's half of 8? o

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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