- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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