A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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