Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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American healthcare.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Exactly what?

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Laura Pratz..

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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