Two guys were sitting in a pub.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

women's rights

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Hi my name is Bob

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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