A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

women's rights

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

American healthcare.

Exactly what?

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

your all shit at jokes

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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