Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

women's rights

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Exactly what?

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

your all shit at jokes

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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