- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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