- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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