How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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penis

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