- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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