no rasist joks

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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im gay

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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HOLY COW!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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