- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A man was shot. He died.

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