How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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