I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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