Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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alert('The Game')

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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