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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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