What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Anyone can post anything.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

knock knock who's there ?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

black chicken. kfc

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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