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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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