- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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