- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

An Asian person drove home safely.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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