Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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