- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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