A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Burp

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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