Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Robin, get in the car!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

PENIS

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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