- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Pull my finger ouch..

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

i had sex.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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