what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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