- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

White men's rights

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Once upon a time a was born

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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