Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Anti Joke

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