- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Women's rights.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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