- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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