A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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