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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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