- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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