- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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