- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

rent a cops

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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