Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A American seeking into mexico

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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