- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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