A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Obama

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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