- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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