You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Knock Knock. Doors open

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

poop

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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