How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Amanda Knox walks home free.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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