Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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