- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Burp

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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