- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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