- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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