- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A woman walks into a bar.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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