- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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