- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What's red, blue & green all over?

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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