What is white and black and red all over.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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