What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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