What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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