What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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