What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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