Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Terraria

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Good job, son.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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