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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how much fish could a chicken

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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