- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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