How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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