- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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