A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

i had a black friend once......just kidding

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A black person dies.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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