- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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