- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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