- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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