- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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