- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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